I am in danger of losing my Christmas cake.
I haven't made it yet, but the ingredients are currently 65km apart when they should be sitting cosily together on my work bench.
The problem is I am living in two different kitchens. The new house needs cupboards and drawers cleaned to receive stuff, the old kitchen is being de-cluttered, cleaned and ingredients packed up to take north.
Somewhere in all of this, I've lost some of my Christmas cake ingredients. They've gone on holiday, sultanas with their suitcase, prunes passepartout, and currants back to Corinth!
Sigh. I wonder if James Martin has this problem?